lil dunn: Ayo Technology Tuesday ft. 50 Cent

Ayo Technology Tuesday ft. 50 Cent

0 Comments Published by lil dunn on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at Tuesday, May 20, 2008.

Today, I will be introducing what will be a weekly occurrence, Ayo Technology Tuesday ft. 50 Cent, which I will post gadgets and news on cool technology.

Ayo, are you tired of using flat power strips? Then why don’t you try this Revolve Power? Introducing a vertical power strip to make your life a lot more simple. No only does it look nice and simple, the plugs can rotate 360 degrees. Source

Ayo, are you tired of weighing your luggage on a floor scale? Then why don’t you put this Digital Luggage Scale on top if it? So easy even 50 Cent could do it. Just attach this scale to the handle of your suitcase and you know how much it weighs :-O wow but what do you do when you have a 75 pound suitcase? Source

50 Cent said it best: "I got places to go, I got people to see."

Ayo, are you tried of using Dollar Store water guns? Then why don’t you get this 32 Foot Water Blaster? I remember when JD would drive around owning freshmen with a weak Super Soaker and water balloons. Time to step it up JD with this water gun that shoots up to 32 feet with two rotating nozzles; with a wide spray to soak multiple kids. Source

In the wise words of 50 Cent: “Make it rain for us so she don’t stop”

Ayo, are you tried of itchy asshole syndrome? Then why don’t you get Anti-Monkey Butt Powder? I know I am! This duck butter absorbing and friction-fighting powder will keep you so fresh and so clean clean. Source

In the wise words of 50 Cent: "You're gonna get your monkey ass hit!"

Ayo, are you tired of using Window’s Paint? Then why don’t you upgrade your game with free Photoshop? Adobe is now offering their $800 Photoshop for free, allowing you to do all sorts of cool things with your photos. Want to crop, change the contrast, make your photo invisible, now you can do it for free. Source

As wise 50 Cent once said: "I'm in a class by myself, you do the math."

Ayo, are you tired of your BlackBerry? Then why don’t you get this Touch-Screen BlackBerry? Verizon Wireless is about to start selling touch-screen Blackberry phones. The phone is called 'Thunder' and is going to compete with iPhone.

50 Cent says: "Next level now, turn it up a notch."

Ayo, are you tried of playing GTA III? Then why don’t you insert GTA IV in your PSP III? In case you haven't heard GTA IV broke a bunch of records by selling 3.6 million units on its first day of release and netted more than $500 million in sales. Apparently, this is the most fresh game ever made, it has the all-time highest rating of 97.627% on Game Rankings. Grand Theft Auto IV features "morality choices" at several points throughout the game, in which the player is forced to choose between killing a character or sparing their life or killing one of two characters. He player can slide to cover, blindfire, and free aim. When locked on, the target's health is indicated by eight coloured segments on the target circle. Players can now target individual body parts using a revamped targeting system.

In the words of gangsta 50 Cent: "The semi auto spray, run if you get away, I'll find your whereabouts and clap at you another day."

Ayo, are you tried of sitting in second class? Then why don’t you sit down in first class? Now if you are a baller like 50 Cent: "I get money, money is got, money I got, money is got" then you afford to spend $11,707 for a round-trip first class flight from Singapore to NY. Hey but you get a hell of lot with that flight.

Ten grand gets you a suite separated from the main cabin by sliding double doors with mood lighting, a whopping 7-foot long bed, a 23" flatscreen TV, storage closets and work table that doubles as a dining table a deux.
When hunger strikes, the fare includes both Indian and international meals -- all served on hand painted porcelain -- coupled with top-of-the-line wines and vintage champagnes. Not to mention an extensive assortment of Single Malt Whiskeys poured into crystal cocktail glasses.
On the new Emirates A340-500, there are 12 first-class cabins fit for a king, outfitted in leather and walnut with gold accents.
Beyond their rooms, passengers have plenty of space to move about the cabin (thanks in part to a lack of overhead storage bins), hit the communal bar and mingle with the other royal guests if they're feeling social.
If not, the suites are equipped with a personal mini-bar and meals or movies can be ordered on demand from a hand-held remote. The plush leather seat reclines to become a fully-flat bed at the press of a button. There are also buttons to close the doors to your suite and illuminate a 'do not disturb' sign. Once safe and sealed inside, the walls are even insulated to reduce noise.